Category: Humor & Entertainment

Free: The 7 Habits of Highly Dominant People (Parody)

The 7 Habits of Highly Dominant People has transformed the lives of many inmates at the Puddville, Alabama Psychiatric Hospital, including men and women who think they are Kings, Queens, Presidents, and the reincarnation of Elvis Presley. In short, dozens of people of all ages and professions have benefited from Ronnie Champ’s wisdom, and now you can too! This book contains an excerpt from Ronnie Champ’s classic self-help parody, How to Win Girlfriends and Dominate People, as well a... [Read More...]

Free: Awaken the Giant Asshole Within!

Are you ready to awaken the giant asshole within? Are you ready to achieve true greatness in Life? Then you will benefit from the wisdom of Ronnie Champ, professional Dominator. This book is a collection of three funny parodies, excerpted from Mr. Champ’s hilarious self-help parody, How to Win Girlfriends and Dominate People; his politically incorrect satire, Mismanagement Is an Art; and his humor blog, www.RonnieChamp.com. Ronnie Champ’s inner giant is woke, and he’s stomping... [Read More...]

How to Win Girlfriends and Dominate People (Self-Help Parody)

In this brilliantly funny book, Ronnie Champ shares stories from his own life to show you: How to use the Seven Habits of Highly Dominant People in the bathroom, so that you will always have your sh*t together How to leverage the Law of Attraction to turn the entire Universe into your personal genie and sex slave, so that you can get all the lucky breaks and all the freaky hoes How to walk into any brothel in the world and get a girlfriend with only $117 in counterfeit money And much, much mor... [Read More...]

The Chauvinist’s Guide to Modern Romance

The Chauvinist’s Guide is a humorous look at sexual politics from a gender strategy point-of-view. The Guide offers many, many interesting insights into the subject, saying nothing of offering the best cache of images ever found in such a work. For the young man who possibly has never read a book, this is the book for him! He may read it cover-to-cover on the day he opens it! The Guide is enjoyed by both genders and all ages. No nudity or crudity here. So, learn the ways of the chauvinist stu... [Read More...]

Fat Kid Stuck in a Flume

Alan Rose is a part-time comedian and full-time Civil Servant. He spends his days dodging work and his nights in run down comedy clubs, dreaming of the big time. Frankie Fortune was a minor Music Hall celebrity, making a comeback on the alternative comedy scene of the 1980’s, before his untimely death. The Merton Palace Theatre, a famous old venue has fallen into disrepair. Now a scheming property developer wants to knock it down with the help of a corrupt council official. Two comedians.... [Read More...]

In the Image of Man

There is an ancient godling adrift in the Universe and he is desperate for believers. This tiny god, who comes to be known as Bob, is small, powerless and unseen. But modern life takes its toll, even on a higher deity…and soon, there is a challenge that he may not be able to meet… Written in a tongue-in-cheek style and beautifully written throughout. This book will make you smile. ... [Read More...]