The Road To COVID-30: Self-Help Satire For The Soul

Inspired by self-help books which are generally not applicable during a global pandemic (especially hot yoga), and the unique moment when first-world countries started comparing themselves with Iraq – this book is meant to unravel the mysteries of the reality presented to you. $0.99 on Kindle. ... [Read More...]

The Doomsday Machine

A COMEDY TWIST ON THE TRADITIONAL SCI-FI SPACE OPERA Could you work with your ex? Could you trust them to keep your secrets? In the first book of this parody space opera series, garbage freighter Space Scrap 17 is selected for a top-secret mission. Captain Daisy Daryl and XO Michigan Jones must forget their failed romance and work together to save their ship from the Doomsday Machine. $0.99 on Kindle. ... [Read More...]

Scam A-Lama Ding Dong: A Funny, Noir Rock Star Rip-Off

Scam A-Lama Ding Dong book 1 in A Funny Scam series is a Noir mashup of dark humor, crime and Classic Rock starring ageing rock star Marc Charles. He’s seen a few scams in his time, but never one like this cheeky fraud scheme. Slide into the sleazy side of Show Business with Marc as he battles the scammers in this absolute nutcracker of a sexy comedy crime plot. Loud, funny and frenetic, the music is Classic Rock and Soul. The humor is dark. The story is today. $0.99 on Kindle. ... [Read More...]

Free: Three Dogs And A Wedding: A Rescue Dog’s Funny Story

The best day to be Best Dog is Valentine’s Day Like all dogs, Elliott understands about love, and he’s already helped rescue Paul and Adriana’s romance, but it seems that Adman Jamie can only see the dollars. He schemes to turn the wedding into a televised moneymaking event, with Elliott as Best Dog at Paul and Adriana’s wedding. It’s not going to be easy though, as Adriana’s family object to the idea. Will it cause a family rift? Can the celebrity dog become Best Dog too?... [Read More...]

The Ping-Pong Champion of Chinatown

Buffeted by an ever-optimistic attitude, Gertie McDowell, a naive young girl from backwoods Kentucky, pens her diary–a series of bizarre misadventures that take her from starring on a foot fetish site in Los Angeles to hustling bets as a mechanical bull rider in Texas. From serving a stint in West Virginia’s Alderson Prison, because she “trusted the wrong kind of fella,” to getting sold into white slavery. But perhaps her crowning mishap is seeking the ping-pong champion... [Read More...]

Free: An Accidental Royal Kidnap

Need a good laugh? Then grab this hilarious, and often surreal, regal romp that’s packed with majestic mystery, aristocratic intrigue & Great British humor. Join London schoolteacher George Nearly as he tries to work out why there’s a woman on his rug claiming to be a princess, what happened last night and why she thinks she’s been kidnapped! ... [Read More...]

Free: Once Upon a Death

I never chose death—death chose me. Now I choose change. Kaah Maah had been the reaper for over a millennia. The mundane repetition of collecting souls night after night from an ever-increasing population was beginning to grind on him. Kaah had witnessed an ocean of unique faces, all confronted with their final moments on earth. Though different in appearance they all showed one final emotion—fear. Kaah wanted a change. He craved quiet serenity, where he could perfect his yoga poses while l... [Read More...]

How to Leash a Thief

Life in Pleasant Hills, Texas, flows like sweet molasses. Normally. But nothing is pleasant or normal about murder. On a hot summer night, southern and sassy Steely Lamarr discovers someone murdered the janitor at her newly acquired dog-grooming shop. Unfortunately, the rest of the community considers the deceased riffraff and a stain on society. But for Steely, the mysterious death of the coworker hits the heart. Steely vows to track down the killer with the help of her motley crew, a cheeky C... [Read More...]