The REAL Program Manager’s Handbook

Do you work a 9 to 5? It doesn’t matter if you manage projects, crunch numbers, or bag groceries 5 days a week. Chances are you run into more than one of these annoying situations: a co-worker who calls to ask you the SAME question you’ve answered at least 3 times already. A seemingly never-ending meeting that cuts into your valuable online shopping or gaming time. The solutions to these and other insanely irritating situations are found right here in this brief, easy-to-follow hand... [Read More...]

The REAL Project Manager’s Handbook

Do you work a 9 to 5? It doesn’t matter if you manage projects, crunch numbers, or bag groceries 5 days a week. Chances are you run into more than one of these annoying situations: a co-worker who calls to ask you the SAME question you’ve answered at least 3 times already. A seemingly never-ending meeting that cuts into your valuable online shopping or gaming time. The solutions to these and other insanely irritating situations are found right here in this brief, easy-to-follow hand... [Read More...]

My Crazy (Sick) Love (Romantic Comedy)

Amanda Loeb is a single, intelligent New York City attorney coming up on the eve of her thirtieth birthday. With a stable job, circle of supportive friends, and close relationships with her mother and sister one detail sets Amanda apart from others – she is a hypochondriac. Her medicine cabinet is home to a stock of medications sourced from an actively managed A-Z list of the best doctors in New York City. When Amanda meets Brian Marshall, a handsome and charismatic restaurant owner, her hear... [Read More...]

Aunt Lucie’s legacy

Aunt Lucie is a real pain in the neck. Her testament is crystal clear: to collect the inheritance, her nephews and their families have to move into her house, which is definitely not a palace! Aunt Lucie has another surprise up her sleeve, a sort of mad treasure hunt, ankle-deep in mud. Comical situations, flavorsome dialog and dramatic turns of events come fast and furious. ... [Read More...]

Free: The 7 Habits of Highly Dominant People (Parody)

The 7 Habits of Highly Dominant People has transformed the lives of many inmates at the Puddville, Alabama Psychiatric Hospital, including men and women who think they are Kings, Queens, Presidents, and the reincarnation of Elvis Presley. In short, dozens of people of all ages and professions have benefited from Ronnie Champ’s wisdom, and now you can too! This book contains an excerpt from Ronnie Champ’s classic self-help parody, How to Win Girlfriends and Dominate People, as well a... [Read More...]

Free: Awaken the Giant Asshole Within!

Are you ready to awaken the giant asshole within? Are you ready to achieve true greatness in Life? Then you will benefit from the wisdom of Ronnie Champ, professional Dominator. This book is a collection of three funny parodies, excerpted from Mr. Champ’s hilarious self-help parody, How to Win Girlfriends and Dominate People; his politically incorrect satire, Mismanagement Is an Art; and his humor blog, www.RonnieChamp.com. Ronnie Champ’s inner giant is woke, and he’s stomping... [Read More...]

How to Win Girlfriends and Dominate People (Self-Help Parody)

In this brilliantly funny book, Ronnie Champ shares stories from his own life to show you: How to use the Seven Habits of Highly Dominant People in the bathroom, so that you will always have your sh*t together How to leverage the Law of Attraction to turn the entire Universe into your personal genie and sex slave, so that you can get all the lucky breaks and all the freaky hoes How to walk into any brothel in the world and get a girlfriend with only $117 in counterfeit money And much, much mor... [Read More...]